Voice Ringers wav format

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Hope someone can find use for these.



1ring - auctioneer announcing ringing phone

2warning - a warning about an incoming phone call

3sec - what you could win if you answer the phone in three rings

12Billion - Chances that this being a conversation that you need to have -
1 in 12 billion.
12gf - Cell phone detection system warning that it is one of your 12 girlfriends.

1200s - (singing) there is someone trying to call you, pick up your phone.

alibi - Alibi, warning, waring. Your brother needs you for an alibi.

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alien2 - earthling, we mean no harm. Tell us where your women are.

alien3 - Greeting earthling. Prepare to communicate. Answer your cellular device and communicate.

annoy - Yea, that's right. Don't pick it up. Just let it ring and annoy people.

BigMouth - This is a big mouth alert from the cell phone early warning system. Please be advised that this person will blab everything you tell them to everyone they know.

bing - Ba da bing, ba da bing, it's a cell phone ring.

blabber - This is the cell phone early warning system. The person calling is a major blabber. Prepare to stay on the phone for at least 2 hours.

blahblah - It's your girlfriend and she goes blah, blah, blah....blah, blah, blah

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BrnDamag - This is the cell phone detection system. The phone call you are about to receive is so dumb it may cause permenant brain damage.

Cellophne - female singing about about a call

chief - Hey boys! Looks like we have a mystery phone ringer. The phone is continuosly ringing. Book 'em boys.

coach - Now remember. No one comes into to our house and pushes us around. Now pick up the phone or you will find your ass on the bench!

cloumbo - (sound alike) announcing an incoming call

compadre - ariba ariba, hey it's me, your phone. I have a hot one on the line. Hey compadre, pick up your phone.

comply - You have 20 seconds to comply........you have 10 seconds to comply, .............you have 5 seconds to comply

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dest10sec - This phone will self destruct in 10 secs (followed by short clip from Mission Impossible)

dg - Hi, I am that person that you don't want to talk to. If you would like me to go to voice mail press a button so no one has to listen to me.

diffdrum - If you think you hear the voice of a different drummer.........it's not. It's just your phone. Pick up!

dngrfeld1 - voice ringer by rodney danger field

dngrfeld2 - another ringer by rodney danger field


drama - Drama queen alert. Drama on the line. Drama queen alert.

drowsy - Warning, the phone call you are about to receive may be so incredibly boring it may cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery.

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earplugs - This is the cell phone detection system. The person calling is going to be screaming at you the whole time. Please insert ear plugs.

earthbabe - (robot type voice) Earth babe. Please pick up your communication device immediately. Let's be friends. We have excellent shopping here. Please pick up your phone and let's chat.

earthdude - Earth dude. Please pick up your communication device immediately. Let's be friends. We have lots of hot chicks here. So please pick up the phone.

easervice - We interrupt this phone call to advise you of an important development. Please stand by.

Estwo - I know what you are thinking punk. You are thinking should I answer this call after 6 rings or only 5. Go ahead, make your day.

et - (theme music) "E.T. phone home".

exboyfrnd - This is the cell phone detection system. The person calling has been identified as alow life, sleeze ball, dirt bag. You guessed it. It's your ex-boyfriend.

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faster - Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a fax machine. It's your cell phone!

Future - One time when I went back to the future I answered my phone. Boy was that a weird feeling.

genie - Master, this is your genie. Your phone is ringing. Would you please quit rubbing the lamp and answer it.

Gentlemen - Gentlemen (sounds of reving motors) Start your phones.

goodlook - Heelllooo! You good looking thing you.

Heylady - Hey Lady! Your cell phone is ringing.

HeyMister - Hey Mister! Your cell phone is ringing.

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heysenor - Hey senior, Hey senior. It's your phone man. It's ringing.

husband - Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about not paying attention or something. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.

InThere - (knocking) Hello. (knocking) Hello anybody in there? Come on pal, let's go, somebody wants to talk to you. Come on come on. Don't give me this. I know you are in there. Come on while we are young. Pick it up.

IsAlive - (maniac type voice) It's alive. Alive. My phone is alive.

jayleno - (sound alike) With a message about your phone ringing

Jerk - This is a special cell phone alert. This call is a code YDIGTJMN, for why did I give this jerk my number.

JerryDean - (Jerry Lewis/Dean Martin sound a like) about your phone.

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jimcarrey - (sound alike)

kissmygrits - Pick up the phone or kiss my grits.

latman - Let me tell you something man. There is something that is driving me loco. Pick up the phone man it is driving me crazy.

likeduh - Would you like......pick up your phone.....like duh.

line1 - (gunshot) There you have it. We have a phone call on line one. Give it your best shot. etc.

lordknows (singing/rap) Pick your phone up. Pick your phone up. Your cell phone is ringing. etc

Lottery - Congradulations! You have won the lottery. And the 1st prize today is an incoming call.

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lurks - Who knows what evil lurks on this phone? You do. (sinister laugh)

Madden - John Madden about incoming phone call

makedeal - I'll make a deal with you. You pick up this phone and I will leave you alone.

Mama_on - (singing) It's your mama on the phone

ManyHello - assorted voices saying hello

Martians - (alien voice) Pick up the phone. If you do not answer you willbe exterminated.

martyNdoc - (Back to the Future) about making ringing, nuclear energy & cell phones

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mccoy - Gosh darnit. Pick up this here phone. This is the real McCoy.

memloss - you have reached the short term memory loss clinic. To set up an appt. press 1.........To set up an appt. press 1..........To set up an appt. press 1. For all other calls.....ummmhhhh?

mercer2 - Hello. Hello. Your phone is ringing. You know it's nothing for me to whip someones ass that don't answer their daggum phone. Hello. You know I am going to knock the snot out of you then whip your ass for having a runny nose. Hello. Hello.

mercer3 - Hey numb nuts, answer damn your phone. Do you think everyone around you wants to listen to your daggum phone. Pick this thing up or somebody is gonna get themselves an ass whippin

mercer4 - One ringy dingy, 2 ringy dingy, You know counting fingers, toes, and nipples you have 23 chances to answer this phone. Though after ten I am going to have to take my shoes off, and you may have to wait a minute.

mercer5 - This here is Roy D Mercer. Which one do you like better? The sound of your phone ringing, or the sound of me whippin your ass. You better answer this goofy thing or I am going to be on you like a pissant on a popsicle stick.

mercer6 - wha, wha, wha. I am going to keep on doing this til you answer your phone so you might as well get your finger out of your butt and pick it up.